The controversial nobodys of our world.

A lacklustre performance, a mundane life, a less than ordinary career . And guess what? all it takes is a dumb controversy to reverse their fortune.
I can count umpteen actors , leaders, writers(who were after fame), artists(you can't call them that now) and politicians....who have frequently resorted to this time tested method of gaining immortality. These low lives never did anything substantial for either their organisation/profession/art or for the world in general. When they realised this, they panicked....they panicked and in desperation reached out for their brethren to help them. They just couldn't bear the thought of being a nobody. It is another thing that simple nobodys have done unbelievable things for the world, but these " I won't be a nobody" types have done nothing constructive.

All these accusations and retorts that fly around during such controversies are quite irritating. These morons believe that we all our cactus jacks just whiling away our time so they can take us for a cheap ride into dreamland. Let us take the case of Mr. Jaswant Singh and his wretched and worthless book. Now , had this controversy not arisen he would have not been able to convince even his humbug secretary to pick up the book and read a page. And then the dream of seeing millions flocking to the local bookstore to get their copy of that crap, would have turned to dust. So Mr. Singh goes to the party office and says " Mr. party president , I have had a rather low profile career; almost no significant achievements, ya , may be some infamous episodes,but then even there I was overshadowed by that old prick sitting next to you and smiling. In spite of all this i.e. my lowly career and all that, I have served the party for a good three or four decades. So as a retirement gift I want something from you guys that would act as my retirement fund and ensure that I a don't retire as a nobody ."
The partymen get emotional and give in to his last wish as a fellow partisan. And suddenly The Mr. Who? turns into the Mr. Oh He! A book whose real worth is perhaps equal to the cost of the printing becomes a bestseller in waiting. Every citizen on both sides of the border shall now rush to the local bookstore or seller to get his copy. He'll jump to the controversial pages and satisfy his curiosity. Or better still he'll swallow nonsense from those wonderful news channels, and just keep the book on his bookshelf to show that he was around when all that happened.
Let me just wander away to Ms. Shilpa Shetty's life and times. A disastrous career, fading fortune, fading youth......So she raises a monstrous amount of money , goes to the Office of The Show we call Big Brother and stuffs the cash down the producer's throat and may be even uses her feminine features to drown the fellow, and ends up securing for herself a "win" which would revive her life. As if this was not enough , she bestows favors upon a Gearbox and seduces him to kiss her and then raises hue and cry . Oh My Good God! is this chick for real! I mean can't she even pretend that she has some honour?
So the moral of the story is that no controversy is actually a controversy but another fake reality show. I am sure that all the actors and players get their share of profits .

The biggest player is of course the media which guides these low lives through the entire process, giving valuable suggestions as to when to make which move . Rajdeep Sardesai" I think if you release the book in early august it would highly beneficial, that ways we can capitalise on the monsoon session".
So the stage is set. All these people have drawn a plan and we are the scapegoats. It is time fellows, to stand up and thrash the first reporter you see who tries to talk about celebrities and not the drainage system. Step out and manhandle those snobbish celebrities , who are nothing but glamorised buffoons . Choke that bloody politician to death who can't stop blabbering about the past and the future. Ransack that leader who has nothing to offer you but some silly figures that represent a fictional economic growth. Hack the industrialist to pieces who wants more than your entire wealth combined. Kill the King who knows nothing about the price of wheat in the market. Burn those consumer goods store where you are tricked into spending your income on goods you don't actually need. We don't need these controversies. WE don't want to see Shahrukh Khan or Salman Khans' rotten life statements. I don't want to why that **** Kareena broke up with some weirdo. I don't give a damn . Stop these controversies, admit it.....that you never did anybody no good! Just leave me alone!!!!!!!!!